In terms of mental health bullshit, I should mention that instead of making it to my Tuesday appointment, I got horribly lost, had a breakdown, pulled over on the side of the road to sob hysterically, then called my boyfriend for a rescue and arrived 45 minutes late. The doctor was gone by then, and out all week. OH WELL. I'm currently better ( Read more... )

So I watched 21 Jump Street and it was hilarious, but also the slashiest film I have seen in a long time. I doubt there will be a fandom--I doubt a lot of slashers want to picture Jonah Hill sucking face with Channing Tatum, but, but...I DO, OKAY, I SO DO.

Look at what cute little cops they are! And they're pretending to be BROTHERS. In HIGH ( Read more... )

TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY: every day back to back personal trainer guided workout sessions. UNNNNFFFF.

/hipthrust
/fist pump

Suck it, Universe! I'm awesome. Just kidding, Universe. I love you so much. We're awesome ( Read more... )

Also: brief mentions of class warfare and liberal elite guilt, or: why I feel bad about wanting to fuck cowboys. Mostly I just talk about cowboys. But first:

( here I take a brief moment to complain )